Gary Gulman - Bite, Turn, Bite Again

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and author Gary Gulman (Misfit, available now) stops by as Daniel describes a Florida teacher is accused of biting 2 students over a jar of pickles, Jason explains how a Costco cake decorating fail went viral, and Randy advocates along with a Florida woman who proposes a Sugar Daddy/Mommy appreciation day at an unrelated board meeting, and so much more!

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0:00.0	And down each epic field in Florida, there's half-rise bail. I'm happy to say that you didn't make this dumb.
0:08.1	So listen to our podcast randoms, with co-hosts of our band Dan.
0:12.7	Don't be a jerk, I'm as wet as music, just the funny hits, and we are done and take you down.
0:20.2	Stick around, make sound, underdown these dumb people, town.
0:24.8	Let me ask you something.
0:26.1	What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
0:29.1	What?
0:29.6	Aside from being a genius, they're trilingual, okay?
0:32.6	Someone who speaks two languages.
0:34.1	By language.
0:34.8	There you go.
0:35.5	Someone who speaks one American.
0:38.6	Only 22% of Americans speak a language other than English at home.
0:42.4	So start learning a new language this fall and be the exception of the rule.
0:47.0	Here's a special limited deal for our listeners.
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0:57.4	Get 55% off at babble.com slash dpt.
1:00.4	That's spelled B-A-B-B-E-L dot com slash dpt.
1:05.6	Rules and restrictions may apply.
1:07.9	Hey, Tony's welcome to another episode of dumb people, town.
1:12.2	Population you.
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