Garnish My Wages! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 49

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! THE BABES are READY TO PARTY THIS THURSDAY! YASSSS! Chris' GF looks like Michael Jackson. Who has had more iconic looks than Michael Jackson?! What do the babes think of Michael Jackson. Chris asks for a friend about how to go to jail for tax evasion......what is tax evasion? Will Chris be going to jail?!?! Superman's son Jon Kent is Bi-Sexual. What is difference between bisexual and pansexual? Shout out Irish school nurses. Sal talks about a failed pilot he shot with the jokers. We watch back security footage of Chris falling on his face. What was life before GPS and google maps?!! AAA wtf is that?!?! A few stories from the pumpkin patch. What is a pumpkin? Someone pulled a mean prank on Sal.....WOW. Shout out @TheHomelessPimp for having INSANE & WEIRD style yasssss gurl! Make sure you see the babes performing in your city!!! Rate us on iTunes! https://linktr.ee/Nopreshnetwork Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up? It's Chrissy theaters, aka Chrissy beacon egg and cheese. I'm doing the beacon theater Saturday, February,
0:05.6	5th, get tickets, Chris D comedy, from now on, I'm only answering to Kevin Beacon. Salt Lake City,
0:11.7	November 5th and 6th. We've just added Salt Lake City. Those tickets are almost sold out. And then
0:16.0	November 21st in Boston, with last Boston in sold out. So November 21st at the Wilbur Theater,
0:22.0	we got two shows. Go get tickets, Chrissy comedy.com. And then we have Phoenix and West Palm Beach.
0:27.4	So it's been a lot of fun. Chrissy comedy.com. Thanks for all the people coming out. Go get Tiki Wickeys.
0:32.4	All right, I finally got some dates for you guys. I will be at the Dania improv in Fort Lauderdale on
0:36.7	November 12th, 13th and 14th. I will be at the West Palm Beach improv, December 4th and 5th. I will be
0:43.2	in Boston in a Medford area at the Chevrolet Theater on December 10th. And how about this first
0:48.9	time playing Atlantic City solo. I'm at the Borgata Saturday, December 11th. Come on down for that.
0:53.9	All tickets at SavileCanoComedy.com right now. And more dates to be announced soon. I have not been out.
1:01.4	I'm finally coming out at the COVID. You better be there.
1:30.4	I have to answer right now just to tell you once again. Hey, babe. Dude, do you never do that one?
1:36.8	I don't think we've ever done that one. I felt like, hey, babe. Do you know what the first lyric is
1:41.6	to the song Bad by Michael Jackson? You're the word the word is out better. Sound your mouth.
1:52.4	I'm gonna tell you your butt is mine. No, it's not. Go go scroll up. Look, your butt is mine. Are you serious?
2:01.2	The lyrics are your butt is mine. He was telling us in broad daylight. It says in broad daylight.
2:06.4	It says your butt is mine. Gonna take you right. Just show your face in broad daylight.
2:12.0	I'm telling you, I'm gonna hurt your mind. Don't shoot to kill. Come on. Come on. Lay it on me. All right.
2:16.4	So I mean, literally Michael Jackson in broad daylight was saying your butt's mine. Your butt is mine.
2:21.2	Yeah, and but I mean, look, we saw the video. We know it was like a gang it was like a gang fight in a parking garage.
2:28.6	Right. So I get your ass is mine. But when you say but it's interesting. It sounds like a little different.
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