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The Harland Highway

GARDEN HOSE STORY - PART 1

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2016

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

This is the 1st segment of Harland's short story about a man who travels back in time every time he drinks from a water hose. Enjoy PREMIUM MEMBERS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The lawnmower rumbled like an agitated dog being woken from its sleep.

0:07.0

Brett pushed it lazily over the tall green grass sprouting on the front lawn. The sun was punishing, beating down on

0:16.2

him relentlessly. No cover, no place to hide, not one cloud in the whole sky. The summer had been brutal, record temperatures

0:25.8

for the last three weeks. Everyone was on edge, agitated, flustered, unable to

0:31.6

get comfortable.

0:33.6

Sherry had been on Brett's ass for five days to cut the lawn.

0:37.4

He want to know part of it, until today.

0:41.3

Yeah, today was the final straw where she didn't ask him this time. She just gave him that

0:46.8

look where her left eyebrow goes up a fraction of an inch, followed by a dead stare. From his vantage point, sprawled out on the couch, Brett knew exactly what it meant.

0:58.0

Cut the grass or were in another fight for the next ten days.

1:02.0

But grudgingly, Brett pulled his... in another fight for the next 10 days.

1:03.0

But grudgingly, Brett pulled his overweight 43-year-old body up off the couch,

1:08.0

adjusted his tattered green shorts, and slipped his unkempt feed into his dirty-looking flip-flops.

1:15.4

Brent was a slob and he knew it.

1:17.9

That's why he didn't want to cut the grass.

1:20.4

It was too much for him.

1:22.4

Life was easier lying on the couch, watching football, eating chips, napping.

1:28.0

Yes, cutting the grass was just too much effort at his age.

1:33.0

Brett hadn't always been like this.

1:35.0

Underneath the roll under his chin, there used to be quite a chiseled jawline.

1:40.0

Young, healthy skin, white teeth, an all-American smile that caused little creases in his cheeks

1:47.2

He was a good-looking kid athletic too

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