This is the BBC.

Genius. Genius.

Sometimes vegetarians can be the meatiest bastards imaginable.

Yes, this is evil genius, where we take your beloved heroes from history

and fling their own mud at them until they are weighed down in dirty truths or not.

Because that's what we're asking today.

When you weigh up the scales of achievement on one side and total dickhead on the other,

which way will it tip? Evil or genius?

That's where license fee money goes into that device right there.

That's what we're deciding today.

My panel will not be allowed any nuance or clever remarks at the end of the debate.

You'll be voting and what a panel it is.

Stand up Welsh Egyptian comedy legend Omar Hamdi.

I know this guy very well. We're out on the road together for a year and a half

doing gigs. You'll see him on Telly and Radio and all sorts of the moment.

Welcome Omar. Also, Gronjum Aguwier, another legend of Telly and Radio, an amazing stand-up.

And of course, Sinduvi, host of the BBC Radio 4 comedy of the week,

programmes in the evening.

Now, before we begin, tell me something evil or genius about yourself.

You could make a mean ham sandwich or you could have once kicked a toddler when no one was looking.

Anything like that?

What I did was both evil and genius.

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