We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 514.P. 0-2003, certificate number 25968.

Games Buddha wouldn't play. Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear Ties Ties the Ground.

Daddy Bear, Teddy Bear, Ties Bear, Ties

Ties Your Shoots.

Steady Bear, how are you?

One, two, playground games that you played?

Did you play marbles?

Or how old are you?

You're not old enough to have ever played marbles.

Yeah, I'm 108 years old.

I got my Aggie and my cats eye but Tom Sawyer took my

steely we didn't play jacks no we played you know when there's a teacher you

have to play duck duck d duck duck goose or you know some organized game right we'd play red rover you don't need any

Equipment for that you need to tear through and break each other's arms were Were you able to jump rope?

Yeah.

Have you ever done like double Dutch?

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