Gambling (Feat. George Dimarelos)

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2016

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes roll the dice, pick a card, and place their bets as we discuss gambling. We talk losing body parts, the true blue game of two up, and the dangers of putting lottery winners name in the newspaper. Duscher wonders why it took too long for us to race horses, Jackson removes his head as a last resort, George has some choice things to say about Mark Wahlberg, and Zoe just wishes she knew how manes work. So cross your fingers, play one of the many variations of Russian roulette, and hope you don't end being the last person to shoot. Like most things, it's a gamble.Want to help pay off our gambling debt? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we won’t have to have our kneecaps broken.And don’t forget to check out George’s show this Saturday! Head to http://www.georgedima.com for all the details and to purchase tickets!

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0:00.0	St. Spence Radio. Did Tess ever read that fucking book?
0:06.0	Hey, everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:09.5	I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zoe Bellotto.
0:11.7	I'm Joel Dusha. And I'm George DiMerellos.
0:14.0	And today's topic is gambling. Chaching.
0:16.3	You lose, and now your family hates you.
0:20.6	Aw. Little little, little, little, little, jackpot. You lose, and now your family hates you.
0:21.2	Aw.
0:29.2	You had to gamble.
0:30.0	Okay, scenario.
0:30.8	Here's the scenario.
0:37.1	You're at the gambling table from Casino Royale with James Bond and... Mads McElson.
0:37.8	Good choice.
0:38.6	Crying blood. But... I mean, that wasn't a choice. That's a scene. That's fine. It's a good... I'm happy with it. And... Okay. You're bloody on your last legs. Money's gone. Mm-hmm. But you've got to stay in this high-stakes gambling competition and they're like, All right, we'll let you in.
0:53.5	If you gamble a body pot.
0:55.6	I'm going to go with my legs as I'm on my last legs.
0:58.0	Ha! got to stay in this high-stakes gambling competition and they're like, all right, we'll let you in. If you gamble a body pot. I'm going to go with my legs as I'm on my last legs. Ha ha! Oh. That was almost too fast. He's played this before. And also, if I lose, then they have to carry me out. So who's the real loser then? Why don't they just get up and leave you? I think they just do that I think they're taking your legs. I don't think they're carrying about what you're doing afterwards. They're not like, oh, we should get him a cab. They'll be like, ah, just leave him at the table. It's fine. Also, the future of legs is now. I meant... What? What? I feel as a reference to something
1:27.6	I mean...
1:28.8	It was like a slogan he saw on a field
1:31.1	The future of legs
1:33.4	is now.
1:35.0	That was weird.
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