You all ever heard about cigarettes. You ever heard about cigarettes?

You have those where you're at?

Apparently it's a thing where you can pay somebody to take a sheet of paper

and then they take some dried tobacco and they put it in the paper and they roll it up and they make it stick together.

And it's like a little tube i guess of dried

tobacco and then you light the one end on fire and you suck on the end that isn't on fire and that

kind of stokes it up a little bit and then i guess the smoke from the leaves and the paper that goes

into your mouth or your lungs and apparently a lot of people really like it.

It was very popular for a long time. I think they're parts of the world where people are still

really into that. When I was a kid, everybody in the movies, they smoked the cigarettes.

And so you'd watch that and you'd think, well, it seems like a good idea. It works for them.

They look pretty cool when they do it.

I never did try out the cigarettes.

My parents had a conversation with me when I was young, and they're like, we're not

going to do that.

And I was like, okay.

But some of my friends, they saw what happened to the people in the movies who smoke

the cigarettes, and they thought, well, I want those results. I want pretty girls to want to

smooch me and alleys behind dumpsters. So I'm going to try out the cigarettes. And one of my friends,

his dad found out about that and he did not like that idea. He'd read some studies that said

that cigarettes give you cancer or something. And so he sat my friend down. He's like, really,

you like cigarettes?

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