Hey, everybody, it's Matt, this is the 10-minute Bible Hour podcast. And of all the people who are

involved in this conversation right now, the one who knows the very least about martial arts,

it's not you, Gladys. And it's not you, Glendez. And it's not you, Glenda, I see you with your hand up,

but it's not you. It's me. It's me. I don't know anything about martial arts. I didn't do none of that when I was a kid.

I saw people at the mall doing like karate and taekwano and stuff and they invited me to go there when they got their belts and there was a ceremony and they bowed and they had a sense and everything.

It looked real cool, but we didn't have any money. So I didn't do. I wasn't in any of that stuff, but it looked real cool. What little I do know about martial arts, I know from two sources,

80s and 90s action movies and Street Fighter 2.

And what I know from those two sources is that you got offensive kinds of martial arts

and you got defensive kinds of martial arts, I'm pretty sure.

On the defensive side, I seem to remember that

judo is one of those where you use your opponent's momentum against them with like hip tosses

and stuff like that. Sounds like something I saw in movies somewhere. Probably it's true.

If it's not, somebody will correct me. And Ikeido.

Ikeeto, am I saying that right? That's the other one where it's so defensive and it's so

use your opponent's energy against them that if they don't come and attack you, there's no fight.

Nothing happens, I think. Just imagine this is true. And then offensively, I think the most offensive martial arts style from movies and

Street Fighter is Mai Tai.

Am I saying that right?

I don't know how to say it.

There's like a sneaky you in the word my.

So I don't know.

But I think this is like the guys that wear the real like short shorts, like the John Stockton's, and they tape up their fists with athletic tape and they tape up their shins because it's just all punching.

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