Hey, my friends, it's Matt, this is the 10-minute Bible Hour podcast, and it is November, therefore I am sick, because that is just what happens to me in November now.

Put it in the Google calendar. This is going to happen. Get the head cold or whatever. I'm going to feel, get the flu, feel real bad for a while. So I'm doing that. I'm going to try not to sound as snotty while we talk

here as I feel inside. Sorry about all that in advance. I'll tell you what I'm not sorry for is the

little tip that I'm about to give you gentlemen, because it is November as I'm recording this,

which means that it's gift giving season. I know a lot of you guys are probably feeling real

angsty about what you can

get for the special lady in your life. And I think I might have just solved your problem because

right before I turned on this microphone, I was looking at Facebook marketplace here locally in

Rapid City, South Dakota. And some guy, I don't know who it is. I don't get anything for this.

I don't know this person or anything. He's just a listing. They're selling the perfect gift for that special lady. It's a plaque

autographed by World Wrestling Federation great rowdy, Roddy Piper. And I think it's like 200 bucks.

That's it. I know. Kind of blow your mind that you could get something like that, a genuine collector's item for $200. But probably you're like, oh, that's a great suggestion, Matt. That's why I love you so much.

Thank you for being a part of my life. But your picture in Christmas morning, you're like, she's going to

open the thing and she's going to be obviously elated when she sees it. But then she's going to be a little bit cautious about it and nervous because she's going to

be like, oh, honey, it's exactly what I wanted.

But how do I know it's real?

Well, I got you covered there too, my brother, because then you just hand her this other

package.

It's all wrapped up.

You can give her a little wink, and she's like, what is it?

You're like, just open it.

And then she opens it up and what's in there a certificate of authenticity

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