And I'm I look you and I need to get one thing straight right now.

I did not choose to see all of the Twilight movies in theaters.

It just kind of happened to me.

And the way that it happened to me is that all those movies came out in an era when I went to all the movies that came out because, get this, there was a new theater that went into the town that I lived in and it was beautiful.

And the whole thing was fresh and minty and clean and it looked great and sounded great.

The dew of Eden was still upon it, not yet replaced by the spilled sodas of humanity that put that

disgusting sticky film all over everything in movie theaters.

And so I was like, hey, this theater is cheap. They have good

popcorn. And the movies in this era are good enough. I'm just going to go to

everything. So I went to all the movies. That's how I accidentally saw

twilight. Well, all the twilight. While I was in that phase though, Grand Torino came out.

I didn't know anything about it.

I saw it at Clint Eastwood or whatever.

So I went to the movie theater and I was just gonna eat the popcorn.

I'm gonna sit in this comfortable clean seat, it's air condition,

I may have a nice time, it's cheap.

But the movie was mind-blowingly good, and about halfway through it occurred to me, this might be the

most perfect movie I've ever seen in my entire life and before the movie was even over I had

decided in my soul I had made a blood oath covenant with myself and Clint Eastwood that I was going to tell everybody I know about this incredible

experience I had going to this incredible movie and how everybody should go see this movie.

Now look, all the twilight stuff aside here.

I think every single one of us can relate to that story.

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