And Oh, Well, hello everyone, and welcome to the Figuere Wrestling Federation. I am not the most professional wrestler Brian Myers.

However, I hope to be a suitable replacement for this month's edition of the

FWF. Yes, it's me, it's me, it's the Commissioner, David C. Anderson, that is here to be a guest moderator for this month's edition of the Figure Wrestling Federation.

Hello everyone, thank you for joining us.

We've got a great night of action here for you.

We have two of the biggest pay-per-views in FWF history.

At this time, let me introduce to you the president of turmoil,

take it away.

Oh, it's me, it's me. It's me. It's Matt Cardona always ready the president of the A show turmoil tonight. We have collusion collision collision who is going to Major Fest to take on the FWF world

Champion we'll find out tonight.

And on the other side of the coin we have the man who is in charge

of the Thrill Zone brand.

Yes, I am here.

Smart Mark Sterling Esquire, Dr. Silver Balls.

Brozky, I got to tell you this.

I was very confident in my pay-per-view.

Very confident.

And then I remembered the collusion collision was people's favorite

thing from last year. So I'm up against a stacked show if you can pull it off again.

First thing I want to say is I'm on a little bit of a vacation

right now, starting today.

So I am letting loose here for this pay-per this paper view and I'm going to drink this. Check

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