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🗓️ 11 June 2025
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0:00.0 | No business leader wakes up thinking, gee, I hope I can make some huge trade-offs today. |
0:05.8 | And yet that's exactly what most security solutions ask of you. Trade speed for safety, |
0:10.7 | user experience for control, trade keeping things simple for keeping them secure. Not so with |
0:16.8 | Octa. Octa gives you a unified solution to protect identity. |
0:23.9 | No friction, no frustration, no compromises. |
0:26.7 | Security that's a launch pad instead of a limiter? |
0:27.8 | It's possible. |
0:29.1 | It's Octor. |
0:34.8 | Real proud of my comeback to an airplane Karen. |
0:38.3 | I have relatively wide shoulders and was flying Middle Sea in economy. I was coming back from a work trip on a full flight from New Orleans to Atlanta, |
0:43.2 | about one and a half hours. About five minutes after take off, the aisle seat Karen was acting |
0:48.5 | real restless, squirming and sighing and rolling her eyes and scoffing. It was clear it was |
0:54.0 | because I was using the armrest |
0:55.4 | between us. I tried to make as much space as possible for her, but given my sighs and see, I couldn't |
1:01.3 | really do much. Then she snapped at me, going off about how nobody is impressed by your muscles. |
1:07.5 | You take up way too much space. No one wants to deal with sitting next to meatheads |
1:11.7 | like you. Blah, blah, blah. So I interrupted her little rant and very politely, but very loudly, |
1:18.3 | replied with, Miss, why don't you simmer down? This is a short flight. And if there's one thing |
1:24.2 | no one wants to deal with, it's a crying child on an airplane. |
1:28.7 | Window C and folks across the aisle burst out laughing. |
1:32.3 | Karen was beat red and seething for the rest of the flights. |
1:35.4 | Okay, well, there we go. |
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