FULL SHOW: The Day We Decide We're Good Friends
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 October 2025
⏱️ 119 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:04.6 | Waking up in the morning. |
| 0:06.8 | Elvis Duran in the morning show. |
| 0:08.9 | Hey, can we talk about this brushing your teeth? |
| 0:14.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:15.8 | Why is it something so simple like this causes such an argument yeah in this show it was so much drama |
| 0:23.2 | in the back so screaming yeah someone flipped a table do you water toothpaste and then water |
| 0:29.7 | I do yeah I do too I need to moisten my bristles right and then the toothpaste goes. And then I must moisten the toothpaste. Right. Otherwise, it seems too dry in my mouth. But you're saying, Daniel's saying no. See, I am, I was just thinking what you just said. I am toothpaste, water, and then my mouth. It seems like that would be enough. Because I feel. You can water your bristles after the toothpaste is on there. I feel like if I water it beforehand, then I feel like when I put the toothpaste on, it's going to get a little soggy. No, because what you're doing when you first put it under there before the toothpaste is you're washing the poopicles. They could be around the room. They kind of get washed off. Dude, that is not washing poopicles off. Sorry, body. It makes me feel like it is and that's all mental. My toilet is not in the same room as my toothbrush. Oh, fancy. Poopicles move around. They don't see doors and walls. Gandhi, what say you? I'm water, toothpaste, water, brush, but I found out Andrew is basically just like |
| 1:29.9 | toothpaste and into the mouth. That's so dry. You could, you could, that's chafing. You can |
| 1:36.4 | have chafing. I don't know. In your mouth. I told you, I think he's a serial killer and there are |
| 1:40.6 | just more reasons. Where is it? Andrew, get Andrew. I feel like also. |
| 1:44.3 | Danielle, get Andrew! Okay, what? What are you saying? I also feel like if you put it in your mouth before you wet it, it's like, it's going to be like, Froggy, the whole thing is not going to be used the way it's supposed to be used. I agree. You don't get the most out of your toothpaste that way. You got to wet it before you put it in your mouth. |
| 2:01.9 | So Andrew, do you moisten it before you put it in |
| 2:04.8 | your mouth? Oh, wow. We're going there. I'm talking about toothpaste and toothbrush. So I... |
| 2:13.1 | You just go right in. Yeah. You jam it. You have natural saliva that is your moistener. Well, I tell you, but in the morning, in the morning, I don't have as much saliva as I do, like, right now. You should see how much saliva I have right now. |
| 2:30.0 | You know, in the morning, I feel like you get, like, a coating. And then you wash it afterwards because I have a very strict routine. It takes me two minutes, 30 seconds every time I brush my teeth. Okay, that's good. Colgate toothbrush. That's good. I brushed my teeth with it at the end. I wet the toothbrush and then I go back in just to like get it all off. That's the toothpaste. It feels like a meth, wait, you don't rinse your mouth at the end |
| 2:52.4 | and go, |
| 2:52.9 | then spit? |
| 2:54.0 | No, no, I do. I wash it after I'm done with my routine. Yeah. Put it back and then, because you're not supposed to swallow toothpaste. That's not good for you. No, no, no, I don't do that. You can. No, they tell you you you're not supposed to. |
| 3:05.7 | You can. |
| 3:06.3 | I'm not saying eat a tube every day. |
| 3:08.2 | I'm just saying, it's not going to kill you. |
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