FULL SHOW: Stylist Breakup Textual Healing, Viral SpongeBob Fashion + Satan Yoga Prank (1/29/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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FULL SHOW: Thursday, January 29th, 2026
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| 0:00.0 | A brand new full hour starts in just a few seconds. |
| 0:03.4 | Yes. |
| 0:03.8 | Okay. It's Brooke and Jeffrey. Thank you so much for being here. We got a great new textual healing coming up. Mass speaker is juicy, as always. And the TikTok. I don't know when Jeff started this, but he's been getting it. He's like every year, every time we do TikTok click shock, I end with a good news story. I know. So who knew Jeff was going to be the beacon of positivity today? |
| 0:23.0 | Yay, Jeff. |
| 0:23.9 | But first, a comment. Yes, Selective said, have you guys heard Echoes Alexa's new voice? She sounds just like Alexis. No. Alexis should sue Amazon for using her voice for Alexa Plus. Yes. We need to hear it. |
| 0:38.0 | Get your money, girl. What the heck? Let's go listen. What if I'm going to be really offended if it's a really bad voice now that we go here. That would be so cool if Alexa turned into Alexis and you just became a billionaire? How cool would that be? Yeah, you know they wouldn't pay her. Oh, that's right. I'd have to change my voice. Yeah. |
| 0:53.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.9 | That's how that would go. |
| 0:55.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.8 | Totally. |
| 0:56.5 | All right. |
| 0:56.9 | Your brand new full that's right. I'd have to change my voice. Yeah. That's how that would go. Yeah. Totally. All right, your brand new full hour starts right now. Are we supporters of Guinness World Records on this show? Yeah, we are. They denied you, Jeff. Just because you didn't have a European caprice. Oh, I forgot. No, we hate those guys. |
| 1:11.2 | Take them down. |
| 1:12.2 | We are supporters. |
| 1:13.8 | Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. |
| 1:15.1 | I'm trying to come here to... |
| 1:16.5 | Do we report on the Guinness World Records? |
| 1:19.4 | Yes, of course we do. |
| 1:21.3 | Have we attempted to beat Guinness World Records here in the studio? |
| 1:25.8 | Yes. |
| 1:26.8 | And we succeeded. |
| 1:28.3 | Thank you. |
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