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I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend. This is much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green. Co-hosted the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast, The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup.

Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important.

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Peace to the planet.

It's Thursday. How y'all feeling out there? I feel blessed black and highly favored. Happy to be here another day to serve our beautiful listeners. Good morning. Good morning. How you feeling? How you feeling, Jess? Good morning. Good. yo uh coach warren and dr more said they miss you

oh yeah to the gym yesterday

who that's your trainers or something yeah you know we go to good. Yo, Coach Warren and Dr. Moore said they miss you. Oh, yeah? To the gym yesterday.

Oh, that's your trainers or something? Yeah, you know, we go to this, this, it's a different way of working out, but it's called Midtown BioHack. And they, um, dude, what's the, come on, envy help me. Explain the damn workout. You don't want you working out? Yeah, no, but I don't really know

like the proper terms for his EMS, like, you know,

like, it's EMS.

EMS. So, like, electric. Emergency medical services? No. What? What they do is they have these machines and, and they intensify your workout by adding these electrical, magnetic things to your body so that when you work out, it pushes your workout to the limit electrical magnetic things to your body

so that when you work out, it pushes your workout to the limit. So that's what they do. So if you work out one time, it's supposed to feel like working out three, four times during that one workout. Yeah, I don't believe it. And Envy used to go like twice a week. We used to both go. I was like four times a week. Okay. So really eight I'm sorry.

Technically.

Based on what they're telling you.

Correct.

But he stopped going.

I know he got busy. We used to both go. I used to go like four times a week. Okay. So really eight, technically, based on what they're telling you.

Correct. But he stopped going. I know he got busier because of the girls cheerleading. I mean, I'm the dance season. And, you know, you started working again like crazy. That's right. You know, traveling. So I told him that you wasn't able, but they don't believe me. He got 20 minutes to come in here, but Coach Warren specifically told me to tell you that he miss you.

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