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Listen, it's the Bert show. My heart hurt yesterday. It literally hurt when Abby said

she'd never been a Taco Bell. Like that's a right of

of passage in college like how did she go four years at the University of

Florida and never experienced Taco Bell because we had better options, Kristen.

Like what?

What do you consider better?

We had something called pokey sticks, and which, pokey sticks is a delicious cheesy concoction.

It is buttery garlic bread with ranch and cheese on it.

That was the thing to order.

Like when you were a freshman and you were coming home from the frats, you called up five-star pizza and you got

the pokey sticks and they soaked up all the alcohol usually.

Just to not go to a taco Bell almost seems un-American.

It is.

I just don't think I've missed out on much.

Like what have I missed out on diarrhea, Listeria?

I mean, here, the naivety, all right?

Is stunning. It's stunning. So Kristen has decided she's going to

change that this morning. We are having a Taco Bell picnic here in studio. We are going to take Abby's Taco Bell V card,

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