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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, January 7

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. I wonder if we were taking an average of 100 people that moved in with each other for the first time.

0:08.2

When did you realize at what point it wasn't going to work? Was it the first month? Was it the first six months? Was it the first night?

0:18.2

I've been living with Barr for almost 20 years, so we haven't hit that point yet.

0:21.5

Or at least he hasn't disclosed that we've hit that point.

0:25.7

I've only lived with a woman once in my life, and in full of transparency, I knew the first month.

0:30.5

Is that right?

0:31.6

Yeah, I know.

0:32.0

What was it?

0:33.3

We were just completely opposite.

0:35.2

As far as just how we went about dealing with the apartment.

0:38.2

I'm very clean, neat, tidy.

0:41.0

She was the complete opposite.

0:42.6

And I couldn't find any of my stuff anywhere because she would move it and not know where she put it.

0:47.1

And I was like, yeah, this ain't going to work.

0:48.2

I moved in with women that I knew it wasn't going to work before they moved in.

0:52.8

But that's from my therapist.

0:56.2

So Messy Mikey has moved in

0:58.0

with his girlfriend for the very first time.

1:00.0

How is it going, man? I did it. It's been

1:02.0

about a week and a half. I

1:04.1

hate to be delusional here, but

1:05.9

I, and it's not good for

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