Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 5 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show |
| 0:01.5 | All right, so I have a six-year-old, and I know if I was cruising around in my car right now with my six-year-old, and I was listening to The Bird Show, I would know that some of the phone calls we're about to take. I would not want him to hear. Okay. And this is generally the part of the Bert Show, where we just assume kids aren't listening. Yeah, we try to reserve the more adult material until after now. I wouldn't say R, but I wouldn't say PG-13. |
| 0:21.1 | It's somewhere between PG-13 and something more than that. |
| 0:23.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:24.6 | Plus. more adult material until after now. I wouldn't say R, but I wouldn't say PG-13. |
| 0:21.1 | It's somewhere between PG-13 and something more than that. |
| 0:23.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:24.8 | Plus. |
| 0:25.8 | So Jen told us a story earlier this morning that had all of us, our jaws dropped. |
| 0:31.5 | Yes. |
| 0:31.9 | Dropped. |
| 0:32.5 | Told them about girlfriend. |
| 0:34.1 | I was talking to- |
| 0:34.6 | Can I say it one more time to emphasize? |
| 0:36.1 | Dropped. |
| 0:37.3 | It's three times. I was just emphasizing... Can I say it one more time to emphasize? Dropped. It's three times. |
| 0:38.8 | I was just emphasizing how shocking it was. |
| 0:42.1 | Melissa couldn't stop saying, wow. |
| 0:43.8 | I know. |
| 0:44.3 | I was grinning. |
| 0:46.8 | This is funny. |
| 0:48.6 | So a friend of mine told me the story that she had been dating this guy about five months, |
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