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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, July 17

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. Jackson makes me very insecure that you're getting the profile shot there, bro. Thanks. Thanks for moving the angle, 6%. I do think that when you're going through a tough time and you're feeling down or depressed, you fall into one or two categories. Either you start eating a whole bunch or you don't eat at all. And I fall into the don't eat at all category. I don't either.

0:22.1

You don't eat at all? I don't eat. Must be nice. You happy? I'm typically in like the

0:28.6

eat my feelings era of my life if I'm in a depressed state. But I had a pretty tough week a

0:34.7

couple of weeks ago because we lost a dog unexpectedly in my family and it was like really traumatic.

0:39.9

And so my entire family has just been in this weird funk.

0:42.5

And so while we were on vacation and I wasn't really forced to leave my house, I found myself eating a very specific meal plan that I am calling the Depression meal plan.

0:51.8

Okay.

0:52.1

So this is not one that's labeled this online. No. Okay.

0:56.0

Look, does it sound that crazy? No. You think I went to chat, GBT, and I was like, hey, I'm

1:00.1

depressed. Give me foods that'll make me happy. And it's just Ben and Jerry's for every meal,

1:04.5

which this plan is not far off of. But when I get into a certain, like, down state,

1:10.4

sometimes it can just be really hard to like leave your bed.

1:13.5

And so sometimes you're just stuck with things that are in the back of your pantry, things that have been sitting in your fridge for three weeks.

1:20.0

Or sometimes you just need something that's going to bring you joy.

1:23.0

Could it also be because like I know when I am getting like a depressive state, I just have no energy to do anything.

1:30.4

I have no energy to cook.

1:31.6

I have no energy to like Uber Eats or DoorDash anything.

1:36.5

So I end up just going and trying to like piecemeal whatever's in the house and make something that can be somewhat edible.

1:45.2

You're in survival mode.

1:46.3

If you're lucky, you can walk down the street to the CBS and get something.

1:49.8

So this is what I was eating for about a week while I was really going through it.

1:53.6

It wasn't being forced to leave my house.

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