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Full Show PT 3: Monday, October 27 [Vault]

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The Bert Show

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🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Full Show PT 3: Monday, October 27 [Vault]

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0:00.0

This is The Bird Show.

0:02.4

Doesn't it drive you nuts when somebody parks illegally in a handicapped spot?

0:06.5

Well, it does us.

0:07.6

So we sent Tommy out to do something about it.

0:11.3

Excuse me.

0:12.6

That is a handicapped parking space.

0:15.0

You cannot park there.

0:16.3

You don't have a pass, sir.

0:18.5

I'm just going to run in and grab a bagel.

0:19.9

No, no.

0:21.5

You don't have a handicap parking space. You need to move your car now. If somebody pulls up, come in. No. Okay. I'm going to let air out of his tires. What happened? Somebody pulls up to come in and get him. I'm going to let the air out of his tire. Did he go? He went into the Starbucks? Yeah, he went straight in.

0:37.4

He said five minutes

0:38.2

if somebody pulls up, come get me.

0:39.4

Maybe she'd go in the Starbucks

0:40.3

with the megaphone follow. get him. I'm gonna let the air out of his tire. Did he, he went into the Starbucks? Yeah, he went straight in. He said five minutes if somebody pulls up, come get me.

0:39.4

Maybe she'd go in the Starbucks with the megapix with the phone call on. How funny would that be. No, I like Tommy's idea better. What? Let the air out of his side. No, no. No. Heard his property, but go into Starbucks and let him embarrass everybody in the Starbucks. There you go.

0:52.8

I mean, embarrassing in front of it.

0:53.9

There you go.

0:54.7

Letting the air out of the tires is not damaging property.

0:57.3

It's only air.

0:58.0

No. him embarrass everybody in the Starbucks. There you go. I mean, embarrassing him in front of everybody. There you go.

0:54.7

Letting the air out of the tires is not damaging property. It's only air. Hey, a moron, if he lets the air out of the tire in the parking spot, it'll be there longer than it normally would be. So somebody that comes to park there legitimately. Yeah, jerk. No, because then he'll help him push it out. Then let the air out of his tires and then call 911 and say there's a guy parked in a handicapped parking spot.

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