Full Show PT 3: Monday, July 21
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 21 July 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.3 | All right, let's continue really, really, really bad ideas. |
| 0:07.8 | We'll ask people to send us their pictures and we'll go around the room and we will rate them if they really want them just so they know what league they are in and what they should be approaching out in the wild, right? |
| 0:19.9 | So I thought Fridays went |
| 0:21.1 | really, really well, because I think I proved a point on Friday that most of us look at |
| 0:26.8 | ourselves at a lesser number than the rest of the world does. Yeah, I mean, and I think that was |
| 0:31.4 | surprising. Like there are these people that sent in their photos and they thought they were like |
| 0:35.3 | sixes, but I thought both of them were easily like |
| 0:37.9 | very very attractive individuals like walk into a bar definitely turn heads attractiveness i think we rated |
| 0:44.2 | them both like sevens and eights and they thought they were sixes for sure a lot of the time you're your |
| 0:47.8 | own worst critic there are some storylines that as i'm going through a lot of these pictures that |
| 0:52.6 | are pretty obvious that i want to cover over the next couple of days when we do this. Like I'm getting a lot of pictures from married people. And I'm like, here you are. You're settled in your relationship. You're not out there, man. So what difference does it make? What league you're in at that point? Well, maybe they wonder after, you know, being married for 10 years, have we changed |
| 1:10.9 | leagues? You know, when we met, we were both sevens or whatever, but now I feel like I'm more |
| 1:15.6 | of a nine or I feel like I'm more before. Like, has my, have I, um, downgraded, I guess they |
| 1:21.8 | had the league I married into. And you also get comfortable in your relationship. Like, I would |
| 1:25.8 | want to know what other people thought of me. I'm not planning on stepping out on my man, but I'm just curious. |
| 1:30.6 | It's the same reason you get dressed up when you go out to a restaurant because you care what |
| 1:33.6 | other people think about you. |
| 1:34.6 | Right. |
| 1:35.2 | Okay. |
| 1:35.6 | Then there's going to be one day when we got some pictures from spectacularly good looking |
| 1:41.8 | people. |
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