Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 16
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. No shortage of women lining up already. I told you. To go out with Trey. |
| 0:06.0 | I told you. Sight unseen. Ha! The radio bachelor. |
| 0:10.3 | Sort of. It could be. We will talk more about Trey and his best friend Joel's idea. His idea is he's got to save the date for his best friend. |
| 0:18.0 | He's sick of hearing his best friend Trey say, this is the year I'm getting married. I'm going to find a girl. This is the year. So what Trey has done is he has gone out and he has already sent out to save the dates. Joel has done that for Trey. Yeah, Joel has done it for a for a date for a wedding in January. All that's missing is the girl. Joel, this is your idea, so what are we missing here? What else do you need to add before we get Tray on and really sort of like contemplate if this is something we want to do or not? You know, I think one of the things that we, we kind of chatted with some of his buddies about us, you know, we need to set this up a lot like the bachelor and the fact that you know kind of have a screening process we've signed him up on |
| 0:58.5 | uh facebook myspace match.com e harmony uh all of them so you know one of the things we're willing to do |
| 1:06.1 | is willing to see you know kind of starts sexy encounter tonight dot com yeah exactly he's already on that one um but |
| 1:13.3 | we want to figure out a way to to kind of scream who's coming in and figure out you know who's |
| 1:18.4 | obviously because it's going to take a certain type of person uh that will accept tray because he is uh he's a |
| 1:24.4 | handful i'm he's a great guy but uh you know he's uh he's somebody that uh how long have the two of you did it's a great guy, but, you know, he's somebody that is a good fit. How long have you two been dating? How long have you two been dating? I've about six and a half years. On and all. Is this your way of breaking up with him without really breaking up with him if you're just finding a girl for him now? Well, you've got a girlfriend. You're like, look, you can't always be there, Dupree. |
| 1:47.8 | This is my way of quilting all those rumors in Atlanta. |
| 1:51.9 | Do you think that he wants someone like him or opposite of him? |
| 1:54.0 | Is it like going to be an opposite to attract type of thing? |
| 2:03.1 | Because if he's like this, you know, wild crazy, you know, out there personality, like, does he want somebody who also likes the spotlight or someone who would just give him the spotlight all the time? |
| 2:04.5 | You know, I think he needs somebody to share the spotlight. |
| 2:07.1 | I mean, you can't date somebody that's completely opposite of Trey because it doesn't work. |
| 2:12.6 | But he also can't have somebody that wants all the attention. |
| 2:16.6 | Is it to Trey? |
| 2:17.9 | You're not wearing a diaper out. |
| 2:21.2 | Put the neck brace away. |
| 2:22.8 | That was funny a year ago. |
| 2:25.0 | Oh my God, another mustache. |
| 2:26.9 | Are you kidding me? |
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