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All right, about Hayden.

Now, I know I'm going to be bordering on the line of being slightly obsessed here.

But I think I'm doing it in a way that's sly enough to where it can't be considered unhealthy.

And I know whenever I approach the subject about sports, because I really want my four-year-old to be

involved in sports.

I want to complain about having to take him to baseball at 2 o'clock and then soccer at

5.30.

I really want that as a father, right?

But Melissa has warned me that her dad did that with her brother and like I mean completely

ostracized him from any kind of sports right yeah he did I mean well first of all I'm concerned

that Bert is calling his son four years old when he doesn't turn four until when September

since like February yeah he still three. But yeah, I had told.

Good point.

Yeah.

I had told Bert off there a long time ago how my father who was athletic, his sport was

basketball.

So he was a big basketball star in his hometown.

And he went into the military and he's a guy's guy.

And then my brother who is still a you know he's

more of a quiet guy who's not as coordinated in the same sports my father was in that my i think

where i felt like my father failed uh you know when it came to that was that he didn't look at my

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