The Bird Show.

Need the right words and don't want to screw it up.

Let the bird show be your texting tutor.

And we'll screw it up for you.

Sorry, about to start a texting tutor.

You know it's going to be a stressful situation.

So rather than you do this texting conversation by yourself, you come to us and we kind of guide you through it.

And in this case with Mary, she needs our help texting a really good friend of hers and

telling her, sorry, you're no longer welcome to join this whole group on spring break in Miami.

Good morning, Mary.

Good morning.

Hi, how are you today?

I'm good.

I'm just nervous a little bit about the situation.

Yeah, tell us what's going on.

One of my good friends, so there's a group of us, four of us, who planned for the last few months to go to Miami for break.

And I need to let her know that she's no longer welcome. And the reason is because she

invited her boyfriend without getting permission from the rest of the group. And since it's just

four of us and bringing a guy with just four girls, it was supposed to be a girl's trip, and it's just

going to ruin the whole vibe, you know, and they haven't even been dating that long.

So when we first planned this trip, she wasn't even dating him.

So we've already found another girl.

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