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Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

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🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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 Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

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0:00.0

Get it. The Bird Show.

0:02.1

All right. Holly is on hold right now.

0:05.8

We all had the sense in talking to her on Friday.

0:08.5

She really wanted to gnarc on her roommate.

0:10.6

She felt like, look, man, I went through school going through ceremonies, but I deserve to go through ceremonies.

0:16.3

And her roommate hasn't gone to school in three semesters.

0:19.1

But she was trying to fake it this weekend and fool her parents that she was really graduating. And our listener here, Holly, wanted to narc on her. So we'll shoot what she did here in just a couple seconds. It is not too late to sign them for the two-day walk for breast cancer. That's right. The first weekend in October is when the Atlanta two-day walk for breast cancer takes place and we we call it the Atlanta 2-day walk for breast cancer because every single dollar that goes to this walk goes here in Atlanta. Stays here in Atlanta to different organizations helping with breast cancer. We have walked for several years with the Atlanta 2-day walk for breast cancer. Thank you to Dr. Kavali, who again is our sponsor this year. We want you to join our team. It's not too late, and we have practice walks all summer long,

0:57.3

so go to Q100 Atlanta.com and find out how you can sign up. All right. Let's go around the room here and make predictions. When you aren't here, so I don't know if it's fair to ask you. Melissa, what did Holly do this weekend? I think that I think that she confessed to her mom and when her mom told her it's

1:15.9

really none of her business, she got mad at her mom for not being as dramatic as her.

1:20.3

How about you, Hobby? That's an extended prediction. I'm thinking that she definitely told her

1:25.4

parents, but not the roommate's parents. Jeffrey? I think she pulled it off without a hitch. The roommate? The roommate pulled it off. Oh, you're asking what the girl did? I think she didn't say a word, and I think the roommate pulled it off without a hitch. I'm going with, she talked to her parents, her own parents about it also. So she didn't have the guts to go to the roommate's parents but i think she probably went to her own parents shall we

1:48.8

find out what we shall let's find out together will we hey holly you're back on the voice disguiser

1:54.0

good morning hello good morning how are you um good good how are you well Hmm. Well, congratulations on graduation.

2:01.7

Yes.

2:01.9

Thank you. It's official. Yes. Does that feel good? Yeah. I bet.

2:06.0

So glad to be done. Good.

2:07.7

Ed's senioritis.

2:09.2

And how about your roommate? Did she graduate this weekend, quote unquote?

2:13.6

She did not graduate this weekend.

2:15.4

I did not. How did that come about?

2:18.3

Um, well, I did, after our conversation, I did take into account what you guys said and I, I stayed out of it.

2:26.3

And I did not say anything. I didn't call my parents.

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