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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 21

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey, The Bird Show.

0:01.8

I totally miss the opportunity at a really great tease coming into this break, so I'm going to do it now, okay?

0:08.7

A Crisis of Faith.

0:11.6

Next on The Bird Show.

0:13.4

That was your big tease.

0:15.0

It's not that big.

0:16.8

It's kind of mediocre.

0:17.8

You better than that.

0:18.7

What you actually need is that voice disguiser that Kristen had yesterday, where it has like the booming voice where it's like, oh, this season on a crisis of fame.

0:27.2

On the Birch Show.

0:29.3

Speaking of which real quick, Kristen's not on the show today because she had the Gracie's last night and she's out in L.A., so she would have gotten six minutes of sleep. So she's off today,

0:38.5

and she'll tell us all about it tomorrow. All right, so tell us about this crisis of faith.

0:42.3

Yeah, so after watching The Secret Life of Mormon Wives, I was like, I don't know if I believe in God anymore.

0:46.2

No, I'm just kidding. After years of being a Bible thumping Christian, I've just started to start critically thinking about why I believe and all of these existential questions that I think everybody really asked themselves about like, you know, if this is how I'm going to live my life and if I'm going to have these beliefs, what do I have to back it up?

1:04.2

And I just started to really wonder if I had actual, I think evidence is the wrong word, but just started to feel like maybe the reasons I was believing

1:14.7

weren't actually as credible as I needed them to be as an adult.

1:18.7

I just started to really start poking holes in the story, if you will, and just, I don't know,

1:23.6

I'm really trying to do a deep dive so that if I, when I move forward with whether I'm going to believe or not believe, I can stand firmly on knowing that I'm making the right

1:32.0

decision for me. So I've started doing this thing where I've decided to start talking to God

1:37.5

again because that's probably something you should do if you want to hear him talk back. And I was

1:42.4

going to do this thing where every single day for 40 days

1:44.8

I was going to talk to him. I started getting scared. So I started making it like every other day.

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