Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 4
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2023
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it the virtue you will never feel more loved when you have an extra Taylor Swift |
| 0:09.0 | How are you have? |
| 0:11.0 | Seriously, right? |
| 0:12.0 | I'm everybody's best friend favorite family member. I'm getting text being like wait a second |
| 0:16.2 | You didn't text me about this. Oh, this ticket people listening in and now I'm feeling a lot of pressure |
| 0:21.6 | I don't know what what is the average Taylor Swift ticket going for now is it like five six hundred dollars? |
| 0:27.7 | No, no, it's in the thousands. I can average. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, average. So I had tremendous |
| 0:33.6 | FOMO after she performed in Atlanta and everybody was in my feed at the concert. So I was like, you |
| 0:38.7 | know what? I'm going to check out prices for Nashville some of the others. I was like I even looked at L.A. |
| 0:44.1 | I looked in Chicago. I looked at New Jersey right across from NYC. If you're going to pay for a seat |
| 0:53.6 | that's in a like that's a good seat. You're looking at spending $3,000. Anything like higher up, |
| 1:00.3 | you can't find a ticket under a grand. So Abby is going to make her decision here in a couple of |
| 1:04.5 | minutes so who she's going to bring to the Taylor Swift show. But just as a quick right turn here, |
| 1:09.8 | it's funny that you mentioned this because this has really been I had a a fleeting nagging thought |
| 1:14.5 | the other day, right? So I sent my fiance and my fiance's daughter to their show. This was their |
| 1:21.9 | Christmas present, right? That's Christmas present. Every and I sent them in a limo because I've |
| 1:25.9 | had a good year and things have been fine, right? So as I'm looking at all of their Instagram posts |
| 1:32.2 | and she's sharing the pictures with me and stuff. And I remember how much I spent on the tickets. |
| 1:36.2 | I had I was really enjoying the fact that they got to do this together. It's so much more than |
| 1:42.6 | just going to see Taylor Swift like the bonding and that memory that they have together will last |
| 1:48.6 | in Eliza's life forever. And I did have sort of the not exactly sure what the emotion attached to |
| 1:56.8 | it is. I felt like going to one of these shows now is like becoming a celebration, not a celebration, |
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