Full Show - PT 2: Thursday, May 12, 2022
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2022
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the birch out with Bert, Kristen, Davie and Moe. |
| 0:04.8 | Here are new episodes every weekday. |
| 0:06.6 | Real funny. |
| 0:07.6 | So the idea here was your current boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, whatever husband would leave |
| 0:15.0 | a to-do manual, a how-to manual for your next husband, wife, whatever if they pass away. |
| 0:24.3 | So here you are. |
| 0:26.4 | As we said yesterday, cars come with owners manuals. |
| 0:30.2 | So why not people? |
| 0:32.1 | We heard Bart's yesterday when Kristen kills Bart and he dies and Bart's left instructions |
| 0:39.7 | for your next. |
| 0:40.7 | Yes. |
| 0:41.7 | And on how to live with me, how to date me, how to put up with me. |
| 0:47.8 | And Bart's got a lot on his plate because he also has to do a manual for the dogs and |
| 0:53.0 | also has to do manual for children. |
| 0:54.6 | That's right. |
| 0:55.6 | It takes care of a lot of things. |
| 0:57.2 | And he's very detailed oriented. |
| 0:58.9 | Very. |
| 0:59.9 | He's really detailed oriented. |
| 1:01.2 | When you were telling us that yesterday, sidebar, Bart and Tiffany are very, very similar |
| 1:08.4 | in this way. |
| 1:09.4 | And I'm wondering, do you sometimes filter what you tell them because you know there's |
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