Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 6

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.3	Came up with a fun new game for the show.
0:02.8	We're doing it every hour today.
0:05.2	I went over to Bert's house.
0:06.5	He's out of town, living his best life with his son Hollis on their winter break.
0:10.8	They're in Costa Rica, getting all kinds of sun, having fun.
0:14.3	And I was like, you know what?
0:15.5	He's not there.
0:16.2	I'm going to go to his house.
0:17.3	I'm going to rummage through his stuff. I'm going to find some stuff. And then I'm going to let the listeners buy burnt stuff. Call up right now.
0:39.5	1-855 birchow 8-5-8-7-46.
0:44.3	You have no idea what you are about to buy for one penny.
0:50.4	One penny.
0:51.7	Every item today is worth one cent. I don't know. I saw that neutral bullet. I don't even think that's worth a penny. Every item today is worth one cent.
0:54.8	I don't know.
0:55.1	I saw that neutral bullet.
0:56.1	I don't even think that's worth a penny.
0:58.1	There's some crusties on there that have probably been there for decades.
1:02.3	He is, so he is, he is not a messy person.
1:06.0	Like, he's a tidy person.
1:07.7	But man, when it comes to, like, being, keeping things clean, that is, that is not his
1:12.6	forte. Yeah. All right. So ladies and gents, I got, I acquired the code to his home. I went
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