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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 14

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the bird show.

0:02.0

This bird show right here is putting a trust in you guys, one listener specifically, that we have never, never put in like we are this weekend.

0:12.6

We consider you guys friends, and we also feel like, look, the best recommendations to go out with somebody comes from friends.

0:20.1

So a listener hits us up and says, I got the perfect guy for Abby.

0:23.9

And we believed it.

0:25.4

And we're believing it as we send her on her way this weekend to Indiana.

0:30.3

You believed it so much you bought me a Delta flight and a private taxi from the airport in Indianapolis to the wedding in Crawford'sville, Indiana.

0:40.4

Hell yeah.

0:41.4

An hour outside the citizen, baby.

0:44.1

So really quick, 30 second recap.

0:46.2

We had a Burt Show listener that sent us to save the date for her wedding and included the most beautiful handwritten note.

0:52.3

So for one of our 100 days, a good goes round, we went to her

0:56.1

wedding registry because I love a good wedding registry. And we all got her some stuff.

1:00.3

Like we basically bought like half her wedding registry, right? Yeah, she invited us all to go,

1:04.7

but we weren't going to go because it was in Crawdad, Indiana. No, that is not true.

1:08.6

Where the Croddads live in, Indiana. So we did look into flights,

1:13.8

but it's a Sunday wedding and there wasn't a way for us to get back for the show on Monday,

1:18.9

because Bart and I, we were legit going to go. No, man, it was going to be like the Oregon Trail.

1:22.4

We were going to have to take, it was going to take buses and trains and planes and we were going to have to swim across rivers.

1:30.2

You were going to have to take a private Mercedes Sprinter van from Cromfinsville to the Indianapolis Airport.

1:36.0

So we did the wedding registry instead and she was very sweet and wished them both the best because they are getting married this weekend.

2:01.2

But then she followed up and she's like, hey, listen, y'all, I know Bert, Kristen, y'all can't make it. But please, if you could please, please, please send Abby because I have a guy that I think is perfect for her. And this guy happens to be besties with the groom. That's how she knows him. She sent photos and he's hot, so we're sending her to the way. And tall. And tall, he's 65. Yeah, you forgot tall. Yeah. That's the headline. Yeah, that really should have been the entire setup is we are setting her up with somebody that's 6'5 and she is willing to fly to Indiana for a guy that's 6'5. So I wanted to check in with you because, you know, yes, the flight was purchased.

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