Full Show PT 2: Monday, October 27 [Vault]
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🗓️ 27 October 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.8 | Jeff found a great website called gentlehints.com. And what it'll do is it'll email somebody in your office that has really bad breath anonymously. So you don't take the rap for it. Well, here's what we figured. Rather than spend the 20 bucks on the website, we just have Melissa make the call for you. Okay, before I do this, because with them, it's like you represent gentle hints. Now, who am I saying? am I saying Q100 or |
| 0:25.0 | Thank you. Okay, before I do this, because with them, it's like you represent gentle hints. |
| 0:22.8 | Now, who am I saying? |
| 0:23.7 | Am I saying Q100 or am I? |
| 0:25.5 | You have to say. The first thing you have to say is, hey, it's Melissa from Q100. You're on the air. Yeah, you got to say that. That's not. Very first thing out of your mouth. Legal. You got to do that. All right. Legal Schmeagle. |
| 0:33.3 | And then you take it from there. |
| 0:34.9 | I mean, your skill as a broadcaster will come in. |
| 0:36.8 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:37.1 | This is going to suck. |
| 0:38.5 | And I say if he does actually, And then you take it from there. I mean, your skill as a broadcaster will come in. Oh, my God. This is going to suck. |
| 0:38.2 | And I say if he does ask you this is, you explain to him that we're at the radio station and we're promoting this website called channel hints.com and this is like a trial thing. And somebody, you know, for the good of you. And now if the, if the, you know, vibes start slipping, if the speed starts slipping, you're going to come in and help, right? |
| 0:55.6 | Oh, sure. |
| 0:56.3 | Yeah, we're right here for you. |
| 0:57.7 | We got your back on this one. Are you going to turn my microphone off, please? Yeah. All right, you want to go ahead and call? I'm going to call from here so we don't do the... See, I would do my voice though is going |
| 1:11.2 | going going |
| 1:12.5 | And Jeff |
| 1:13.4 | He'd get too much |
| 1:14.2 | pleasure out of this |
| 1:14.9 | And Kim, she's a rookie |
| 1:15.8 | She's a rookie |
| 1:15.8 | She's a rookie |
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