The Bird Show. Lacey already knows she's stepping into Psycho this weekend. She'll share it with you here in just a couple of seconds. So Memorial Day is coming up. Maybe you have a girls trip planned. Yeah. And if you're on a girls trip, you think this is just like a ha ha ha la fun time. We're going to drink some moses, have some sprits. Might go dancing. But the reality is when you go on a girls trip, it is war, especially when you walk into your Airbnb

and you have to do that thing as a woman

where you pretend you don't care

and you just put a smile on your face

and you know, you just got to choose your bed,

but reality is choosing your bed.

It's like choosing your sanctuary for the next four days.

We're going to be talking smack with the other girls

for the next four days. We're going to be talking smack with the other girls for the next couple hours. And this is from Leah Rudic on Instagram. She's a comedian who I think

puts this into words perfectly. Choosing beds on a girl's trip is truly the most passive, aggressive

Lord of the Flies.

Because on the outside, we're all just like, I don't care.

I will literally sleep anywhere. I am so easy. I do not care. I don't care. I will sleep wherever.

I will sleep in the pull-out drawer of this coffee table. I don't care. I don't want to take up space. Does anyone mind if I use

this washcloth as a blanket? Sorry, did you want that? I'm sorry. You know what? I don't even

need a bed. I will just sleep in the trash cans on the front porch I love to cuddle raccoons

I

but on the inside

we're all like

I swear to God

if Bridget

gets the master bedroom,

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