Are we there yet, Dad?

Uh, nearly.

Dad, are we there yet?

Soon, darling, aye.

Are we there yet?

Soon, just be round the corner.

Dad!

I know, I know, are we there yet?

No. Are we lost, Dad?

Aye, I think so.

Should have gone to Spec Savers. Book an eye test online.

The Bert Show.

I had the weirdest reaction to a video that our producer Rebecca sent to us this morning.

And I've told you guys before that I forget what it's called, but I tend to attach human emotions to inanimate things.

Like I've told you guys before, I can't throw t-shirts out.

I feel like they speak to me and they're like, oh, how could you do that, man?

We've gone through so many great times together when I'm going on vacation they're all hanging there in my closet going take me take me take

me i was super super attached to one of my first cars annie the avenger yeah to the point when i had to like

you know i was trading her in i like i cried, I wrote a little note to the future owner.

I put it in the console.

Like, I did a whole, like, on my old show, I did a whole, like, we went around all our

favorite spots around town.

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