Breaking up is hard to do. Finally, he told me that he wasn't ready to get married.

The day before. I'm here so stupid.

And when a breakup sounds more like true crime than a true love story,

they come on the breakup breakdown to talk about it.

We cover everything from lies, took me years to figure out what happened,

who lies not having cancer, to cheating,

his hand was a perskurt, and everything in between.

I can't do this crazy, thrupple thing.

Here are the latest gossip from the couples you've never heard of.

You're all my after-drowman, after-drowman.

And we break down this week's breakup only on the breakup breakdown podcast.

The Bert Show. She is being blackmailed.

And the blackmailer is demanding action two day.

We just got this a couple of days ago.

When I think of blackmail, I think of movies and TV shows.

I do too. Like, does this really happen in real life?

Well, clearly it does here. And we have an attorney on.

She is not coming on with us. We try to email Tommy, try to email her back

and get her to come on. And could get a response.

So we're going to read her email in hopes that she is listening.

And we'll listen to the attorney that we have coming on here in just a couple of seconds.

And can do something about it because today's the day it's all going down.

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