Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, January 1
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 1 January 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here, Birchia. |
| 0:01.4 | I think it's offensive. |
| 0:02.8 | I think we should be offensive. |
| 0:04.1 | We're now referring to them as defective guys. |
| 0:07.3 | Is that what we're doing? |
| 0:09.3 | There's defective women. |
| 0:10.6 | There's defective men. |
| 0:12.0 | I mean, we're going to have a little fun with it. |
| 0:15.1 | We're going to go a little extreme. |
| 0:16.7 | Yes, everybody has flaws. |
| 0:18.4 | Everybody has attributes. |
| 0:20.2 | Some people's flaws are a little more |
| 0:21.7 | excessive than their attributes and those are the people we're going to focus on today. |
| 0:24.6 | Well, I'm five foot four, so does that make me detective? Defective. I'm defective. I'm a defective |
| 0:31.1 | man. I'm the size of a Little League trophy. I'm defective. Love yourself. It's hard in this room sometimes. |
| 0:38.8 | But we're labeling guys is defective. |
| 0:40.4 | That's the fact. |
| 0:40.9 | Hey, I got something good for you for all the defectives out there. |
| 0:44.0 | I was at home goods yesterday. |
| 0:45.4 | For all the defectives out there. |
| 0:47.6 | Shout out of the defective. |
| 0:48.7 | I was at home goods the other day and I saw the cutest ceramic ghost that you put a candle in that I wanted to get. |
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