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The birch show. Most says he loves his mom a lot, but ruined what should have been a really big

night for her. We'll get to it here in just a second. I want to be one of those guys that says,

you know what, when you get that sum in for jury duty that you realize that as an American,

this is your responsibility. There should be some pride in that. Your country needs you.

You've got a lot of amazing freedoms in this country. You got to pay taxes at socks, but you know what,

freedom's not free. And you got to do jury duty. So I want to be the guy that gets that and is like,

you know what? I almost want to hear like the star-spangled banner of the back of my head when I open

up that envelope because I'm doing my civic duty as an American. I want to be that guy, but I'm not.

I think you're with the majority of people who feel about getting a summons for jury duty.

So I got the sum in yesterday. I got the envelope yesterday. And like, oh man,

what's the do I got to do this? And then I open it back up and they had my county wrong.

Yeah, what a break. I moved in the last year. They had my address right, but they had put it

in a different county. So I'm not going to have to do that during this safe. I mean, so I'm not

going to get to do that jury duty. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not at disappointment. I just don't

want to do is be a good American. I feel like I was robbed of that opportunity, but hopefully it

comes back around now that you put it out in the universe. I'm sure it will. I sure hope next week.

All right, but why are you ruining your mom's life? That's a wild way to put it. It is and it's

kind of accurate. Listen, the universe has a really good sense of humor. And I think it was trying

to teach me a lesson about coming at my mom because I went out of pretty hard and it turned on me.

It flipped on me really fast. And it's because so my dad, he started working. He got this really

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