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The Bert Show. I know it's a little odd to talk about, uh, nipples.

This early in the morning. This early in the morning.

Is it ever too early? I mean, come on now.

Forty-late. Yeah. So I was stunned yesterday when I told you guys that, um,

my first text of the day was to my fiance saying, oh, baby, I am so sorry that I posted a picture.

And about a quarter of your nipple was in one of those pictures for 24 hours on Facebook,

right? Well, I haven't really been very good. The last 24 or 48 hours of checking

Instagram or anything. But when I did yesterday, there were so many DMs for me warning me

what I had done, right? So I thanked everybody. And then I thought to myself,

is it really that big of deal? Like I know it could be, that's a little embarrassing and quarter

of my nipples out there and all, but is it? It's, it's depending on the person and like,

if she had posted it, it's one thing, but it's the fact that you posted it of her. You know,

you know, you know, I'm saying, but it wasn't like a, hey, look at my cheeks. No, of course not.

But, you know, personally, I'm all about hashtag free the nipple because I posted a photo, um,

and this was years ago from my bachelor at party. And because of the flash from the camera,

you could see through the dress, like just just a little bit to where you could see the outline

of it. And I had so many creepers in my comments that I had to, like, I had to delete the picture.

And I'm like, you're what, what makes this difficult? It's not me who posted a picture, like,

of an outline of one. Um, and you could like barely see it. So to me, I wouldn't be fazed by it.

I'm glad she wasn't fazed by it. She had like the perfect response to it. Um, yeah, she was just

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