Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 17 [Vault]
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Virt Show. Is there anybody listening with some kind of weekend remorse right now? Ha ha ha ha. Could have been a one night stand. I think Jeff you might have mentioned a tattoo you got over the weekend. Yeah, anybody get a tattoo over the weekend that they are regretting today. Who's got weekend remorse? You did something to the boss. The boss did something to you. You spent a lot of money like on a new |
| 0:21.6 | car that you can't afford. Could be. I'm thinking there's going to be a lot of alcohol-induced ones. |
| 0:26.4 | You made out with a gay guy, Wendy. Well, I'm not remorseful because the gay guys- |
| 0:31.5 | The gay guy is calling. I made out with a girl this one. He's like, what happened? |
| 0:36.7 | Could be a million things. Could be a million things. You made out with a girl this way. He's like, what happened? Could be a million things. |
| 0:39.0 | It could be a million things. |
| 0:40.2 | You made out with your girlfriend's sister. She still doesn't know about it. It's never going to happen again. You're not going to tell anybody, but you don't feel good about it. A couple years ago was down in Dallas. my, you know, high school best friend, junior high school, |
| 0:52.8 | even best friend today, John, comes to visit me in Dallas. |
| 0:56.7 | We go get our drink on pretty well. We have to have our bonding experience. We go out and we get tattoos. Little butterflies on the small of your back. Right. A little trance stamp. What did you guys get? We got that little, my little tattoo starter kit one, the one that has a little Asian symbol. Oh, right. Is that the, is that level one as an Asian symbol? Yeah, I think that's, it is. It's tattoo 101, and I think it probably says tool or cliche. So is the second level some kind of band around the arm? I don't know. I got that one. |
| 1:28.6 | Oh, wait a second. |
| 1:29.5 | That's a level two. |
| 1:31.9 | It's the Barb Boyer, bird has around his arm. |
| 1:34.1 | And then you have the parental tattoo. |
| 1:35.8 | Yeah, the one with the kids initials. And I've got the, I do have the butterfly right by the genitalia. |
| 1:40.6 | Fronter back. |
| 1:41.4 | That stretches out when you get all their babies. |
| 1:44.5 | I will get all of them. |
| 1:45.5 | I think with the exception of the kids' initials, the rest of them will be gone. I will eventually get rid of them all. When they come up with a way to get rid of them quickly and painlessly, because right now it's really, really, really painful, I'll get them taken care. But if you have weekend remorse, maybe it's a tattoo, |
| 2:07.7 | you sup with the wrong person, had your first one-night stand, could be a purchase. 404-741-Q-100. |
| 2:11.2 | Hey, Denny, good morning. Good morning. How are you? |
| 2:13.2 | Pretty good, actually. |
| 2:16.4 | Are you calling about the remorse thing? |
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