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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 22, 2022

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:08.6

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0:14.5

The Berkshow. I have been rude and I don't know why.

0:21.6

I really have tried to place it. So maybe we can work this out as an on air therapy session.

0:27.3

Let's do this. So I moved into a new home nine, 10 months ago. Now 10 months ago.

0:35.9

No, I thought it was like it's been a year. I don't know if it's been that long, something like that,

0:39.4

right? So Kristen hasn't seen my new place yet. I mean, Kristen, not only do we work together,

0:49.0

but we're also very friendly with each other. Right? So it makes sense. You come over my house

0:54.3

from time to time. I come over to your house time to time. You got a new place. I want to see

0:58.1

your place is what Kristen is saying. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it.

1:02.0

And then she'll hit me up the next week. Hey, got a date for me.

1:06.1

You know, I'm gonna get back to you next week on that one, Kristen. We're definitely gonna

1:09.8

hang out in my place, right? Let me back a couple of weeks later. Okay, you got a date to check

1:14.1

with Tiff. When's a good time to come up? You know what? Let me hit her up one more time. And

1:18.8

then we'll come up with a date because what I wanted to do because Tiff's daughter, Eliza,

1:25.7

who is now eight, correct? Yeah. She loves little kids. And when she was over at my house for our

1:32.8

birchow Christmas party, she like adored Jimmy and just had the biggest time. So I wanted to bring

1:41.0

Jimmy to Birchow's house. And I said, Hey, let me know what weekend Tiff has Eliza. So she can be

1:47.7

there so the two of them can hang out because they'll have a blast. So that's why every single time

1:53.5

he's like, let me check with Tiff. Let me, you know, because that stuff's not on my count. Let

1:57.1

me choke Tiff. And then you're being kind with how I'm asking you because the last time is like,

2:02.5

dude, I don't think WTF, give me a date. Because I mean, this has been going on for months.

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