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I do every time I go out and try and get mail attention and I tell her that when I do

it, it works, but it always spins in like a way that it never ends well is what I'm trying

to say. Like I get the attention and I get them talking, but it never ends quite how I

want it to. So we've got to start working on your personality.

Exactly. Because they're bringing them in. Yes.

They're sampling. And then when they sample what they got, they turn away.

Well, they don't turn away. They eyes turn away because now I'm like turned off by them.

So I was like, Mom, why don't you try it and see if they're a little bit more respectful towards

an adult. So basically this, this flirting tactic that I use is if I see somebody from across

the room and I want to approach them, but I don't know what I want to say. I'll look at them.

I'll kind of see, hmm, what do I think their profession is? And then I'll go over and I'll say

exactly that. I'll walk over and I say, hey, me, my friends were over there. And we're all

trying to guess like what's your jobs are? Can I guess? And if I get it right, like one of you has

to buy me a drink. And they say, yes, I like the tactic. It's fun. Yeah. It's fun. It's like a

game. It keeps and it's not like overly flirty to where it's like, hey, you're doing come here often.

So I go up and normally what happens is I'll go up and I'll say, okay, me, my friends,

blah, blah, blah, blah, we're going to guess your jobs. And what usually happens is that most guys

say they don't have a job. Honestly, that would be better at this point. They usually turn it dirty

somehow. And at like 8 p.m., like a brewery, those are just not the vibes. Maybe at 3 a.m., like,

oh, you're a stripper. But if I go up to you at like 8 p.m., and we're just having a couple

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