Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 20

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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0:00.0	Mumford and Sons
0:01.3	Live in 2025
0:05.1	Coming to arenas across the UK throughout December
0:11.1	Get your tickets now
0:14.3	Gigs and Tours.com and Ticketmaster.com
0:17.4	and Ticketmaster.com. Okay.
0:28.4	Mumford and Sons live.
0:33.3	The Bert Show.
0:35.9	I don't even care what you guys did last night because Kristen and I,
0:36.7	what we did is better. I don't even need to know. did last night because Kristen and I, what we did is better.
0:39.3	I don't even need to know.
0:40.6	But you know what?
0:42.1	Let's just make it official.
0:42.9	What did you do last night?
0:45.6	You really want to rub in how much better your night was than mine?
0:47.0	So much better.
0:51.6	So my cat has another GI infection, or it's the same GI infection.
0:54.3	This is off to a great start. It's the same GI infection, but it didn't clear up the first time. So she's taking these antibiotics. And I don't know if you've
0:59.0	ever tried to give a cat medicine, but it's not easy. And so I spent most the night on the floor,
1:04.7	A, we're doing our bracket that we have to do later. So getting a cat to pay attention for an hour and a half. That was fun. And then having to get the syringe of this antibiotic, which I guess is very tart, because every
1:17.1	time I would squirt into her mouth, her gag reflex would start up because then she would start
1:24.4	like drooling, I guess you could say.
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