Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 20
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 20 April 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Want to listen to the full birch show every day uninterrupted with no ads become a bonus birch show |
| 0:09.2 | subscriber. Find out more at the birch show dot com slash bonus BS. The birch show. There's an |
| 0:15.7 | old cliche dude's. Yeah, dirty. You don't care about the filth around you. You'll shower every four |
| 0:26.4 | days. You'll change your underwear twice a month. You're nasty. Romeo found out this weekend. |
| 0:34.4 | Women just as nasty. Super nasty. Super nasty. Oh, we're disgusting. Yes, I know. So I was |
| 0:41.2 | upset yesterday when I've been mentioned that guys are gross because you are, but okay. I hate |
| 0:45.8 | it every time I hear it. I'm with you. Girls are, yes. Girls are just as nasty and I discovered |
| 0:50.5 | that over the weekend. I 100% agree. 100%. Yeah, no, so you guys, I went to go tell our |
| 0:56.6 | and the way it worked was that we had made plans with a friend and she was making |
| 1:02.3 | friends, like she was making plans with her friends, right? So we were going with friends, |
| 1:06.3 | a friend and it was it just we get there and it just turned out to it was just six girls. That's it. |
| 1:13.6 | And I knew and me. And so at the time when we had made plans last year, it was a whole group of |
| 1:18.5 | people. There was like two other guys in there. So I was in my mind, I was thinking I was going |
| 1:22.6 | with a group. There was going to be guys. There was going to be girls. It was going to be like a |
| 1:25.8 | group of people. No, we showed up and it was just six girls and myself. Now many guys, |
| 1:31.5 | your age would go, okay, all right. The numbers are in my favor here. But you were uncomfortable |
| 1:37.2 | with that too much. Too much. So the numbers are in his favor because his ex girlfriend is there. |
| 1:41.7 | So it doesn't even matter. That's true. That's right. If he wanted to hook up with somebody, |
| 1:45.2 | he really couldn't because he's room with his ex girlfriend. She was the ultimate CB. |
| 1:53.5 | That was that was a low issue there. |
| 1:58.1 | I'm telling you one. Yeah. So so we showed up and I'm thinking, I cool. Six girls find whatever. |
| 2:03.0 | It's no problem. We get there. I'm like, I'm unloading everything. I open the fridge to put |
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