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The Bert Show riddle me this, Moe. How can Kristen be in yet out?

What's next? How can something hold water was to have a hold? She's in, but she's out of the studio.

She's in on the show, but she's out of the studio today. I'm gonna go with remote. 400.

That would work. That would work. Yeah. What's got the one on there? Some kind of dirty mouth? Yes. Something like that.

It's not halitosis or anything like that. So as parents, we have now been introduced to the world

of your child going to daycare or pre-K, in our case, a toddler class and whenever they catch

something, they bring it home and they give it to their parents, which is awesome. So Jimmy just

started his preschool and his toddler class. We got an email like two weeks ago, or almost two

weeks ago, that a child in the class had hand foot mouth disease and to be keeping an eye out on our

kids, and sure enough, Jimmy got it. He got a very mild case of it, which was great because it could

have been way worse. He didn't have like the major sores on his hands and his feet and then his

mouth and stuff like that. But he had a fever, he had a rash, and he ended up getting better.

Well, bark got it. And I thought I got away on skates, but lucky me, I have hand foot mouth disease.

You got it too. You know, I've heard this 100,000 times, never really knowing exactly what it is.

It's just a virus. It sounds way worse than it actually is. It's just a virus. You have to give it time.

I had a fever. I had multiple fevers and those broke through some night sweats.

And just we are symptoms have been lethargic. I guess mswollen lymph nodes. My throat has been very sore.

It kind of feels like a layer of skin is missing off the roof of my mouth. It doesn't hurt though.

It just feels weird. And then the latest symptom is my fingertips and like the soles of my feet are

really sensitive. Like it doesn't hurt. And like I don't feel horrible. I just don't feel great.

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