Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 22
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's midnight. Again, you've got an early start. There's no more sheep to count, and your part of the snoring means that it's going to be another night of tossing and turning. |
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| 1:02.6 | Here, Bertia. |
| 1:04.0 | Well, it's Monday morning. How's everybody doing? |
| 1:06.6 | Kristen, how are you? |
| 1:07.8 | I cannot complain. |
| 1:09.4 | I had a weekend that was very chill, got to get caught up on a lot of sleep, |
| 1:14.9 | even though I know that's not a thing. |
| 1:16.1 | They say you're not supposed to catch up on sleep because it doesn't do you any good. |
| 1:19.1 | You just need to get good regular sleep. |
| 1:21.0 | We just got time for that. |
| 1:22.2 | What they tell you on Monday, the other people tell you on Tuesday, |
| 1:25.2 | they say don't listen to the people on Monday. |
| 1:27.2 | So sleep whenever you want. |
| 1:28.2 | But guess what time I woke up on Friday? |
| 1:34.7 | On Friday. |
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