The Bert Show.

I'm a huge dork.

Listen to this.

When we had MC Hammer on the show, I was like a 12-year-old all over again.

Hammer.

Hey, good morning.

How are you doing?

This is the coolest thing ever.

We're talking to Hammer.

All right, good morning, good morning, good morning.

Now, are you referred to now as MC Hammer?

Are we back to Hammer?

What are we at now?

MC Hammer, are we back to Hammer, or where are we at now? MC Hammer. MC Hammer Cougar Mellencamp. Man, it is good to talk to you. Well, it's my pleasure. Wow, this, I mean, there are so many questions, I guess we can start with. Is it painful to sit back and write about your life because there were so many highs and so many lows? As a matter of fact, it's the opposite. There's so many highs and only one low. It's the opposite. That's what's great about the movie. The movie allows the reality of what life is. Life is not one moment. Your life has made up many moments put together that equals life. But probably from a sensationalism, you know, standpoint, it's easier to focus on one point because,

you know, again, it sales better. But life, you know, I was born many years ago and began my

life in East Oakland in the humble beginnings. And from there, I have gone on to see the world,

been around the world nine or ten times, played in front of millions of people,

collected numerous awards from Grammys to American Music Wars to moon men to, you name it.

So absolutely, it's been a great life.

Now, Hammer, Bert has been asked you, he's like, I got to ask MC Hammer how he spent the money.

The reality is, in actuality, I had a payroll of $800,000 a month, over 200 employees,

and the real fact of the matter is, if very simple map, $800,000 a month for over 36 months,

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