The Birch Show.

All right, quick roll call as we start this Monday morning on The Bird Show.

Is Bird of the Bert show here?

Are you here, Bert?

Nope.

Okay.

Where's Burke, Tommy?

I called his phone and it kicked in the voicemail, which means his phone is off.

I don't even know how to put this into terms that normal like regular working people would understand like

it's it's like showing up to a meeting that your boss planned and then like your boss doesn't show up to

the meeting and then your boss's other boss doesn't show up to the meeting and so then you're just

like sitting here at the meeting and you're like so what do we he he had this planned because he called

us here we're working a drive-thru at McDonald's, and there are two people, one to cook and one to take the orders. That's actually happened to me before. And that's it. Yeah, and the drive-thru people don't work. And you got a whole line of cars lined up around the block. And worst of all, it's during rush hour, and the McFillary machine is broken again. It's always broken. It's always. It never works. Same. Same here. Is Kristen here? Kristen? Nope. No. I did get a text from her. She was up overnight, sick, and now she's got got a migraine and it's not feeling well so

everybody pray for christmas oh she feels better so mom and dad are out today

well then the kids will play dad's gonna wake up at any moment and let out a few expletives and

and i'm sure he'll be in should we take a bet to see when he's going to roll in?

Because he's going to take three hours to get him. Is he even back in town, though? Because he said he was going to go see the Padres play in D.C. I think that was a 24-hour Saturday trip. Was it? Turned into a 48-hour trip. Right. Well, well anyway I'm looking at the schedule

and Kristen's up

but it is about

this thing she shared

on Instagram

or she found on

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