Full Show PT 1: Monday, July 17
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:14.1 | The Bert Show. It was all going so well. It was building momentum. He was stretching himself |
| 0:19.4 | a little bit. He was proud that his twitch stream. The numbers were going up on it. |
| 0:26.0 | And now we're only going to go it's over. It's over. Yeah. What? Yeah. |
| 0:31.1 | Fast. Very fast. Yeah. You know what it is. Okay. So I think I have a couple of legitimate |
| 0:39.0 | reasons as to why I had to take a break. But then it was one of those situations where you take |
| 0:43.7 | a break and then it's like hard to get back into. And now I'm just like struggling to |
| 0:48.4 | like get that energy to get back into it again. It's like going to the gym when you miss one day |
| 0:52.3 | your body and your mind are like, wow, this was easy. I know. It becomes two, it becomes three, |
| 0:58.0 | it becomes four. And actually, you know, you're like out of the gym for like a month. It's happened |
| 1:01.6 | to me before as well. So yeah, it's one of those things where it started off as one excuse and then |
| 1:07.3 | it led up to, oh, I can't do it because of this and this and that, right? And the first excuse that |
| 1:12.0 | I had was my mom. I live with my parents. I've shared you guys that I live with my parents before. |
| 1:18.8 | And my mom is always having guests in the house. So all these guests, for some reason, |
| 1:24.1 | they just decided to pop kids. So all these kids are in the house as well. And now you have all |
| 1:28.2 | these little kids running down in the hallway back and forth. And I, not 100% sure whether or not |
| 1:34.5 | the people on stream could hear it, but I could hear it. And it would just take me out of what I was |
| 1:39.7 | doing. That it was just so hard to concentrate and be focused on that one thing. So that was |
| 1:45.2 | excuse number one. Okay. Excuse number two was there's this thing, this creature in my house that I |
| 1:54.9 | I'm not a bad person. I really am not a bad person, but the amount of times that I thought about |
| 1:59.7 | killing this animal is a little concerning. That's real. Yeah, it's it's it's a freaking bird. Okay. |
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