Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 16

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 16 May 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 16

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0:00.0	I'm always up before the birds and the kids.
0:02.9	Good thing Costa Express is always up too.
0:07.0	Early starts are easier with great coffee.
0:09.7	And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company.
0:14.5	Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep.
0:17.2	Oh, you legend.
0:19.6	Now that's a proper coffee.
0:21.3	Should kick in Justin Samfut to remember which end of the screwdriver to use.
0:25.1	Hmm.
0:26.3	Costa Express.
0:27.8	Quality coffee every time.
0:30.9	Members of the Wicked Cast and Orchestra, this is your call to the stage.
0:34.5	Stand by. House lights down.
0:40.3	Welcome to this performance of Wicked. How I have to buy, incredibly.
0:45.3	Wicked, the unforgettable live experience at London's Apollo Victoria Theatre.
0:58.6	Book tickets now.
1:03.4	The Bert Show.
1:04.8	Buckle in, Bert Show.
1:07.6	This is going to be an interesting morning. I anticipate our celebrity hotline going off every three or four minutes as the results of you guys working hard and trying to get A-listers on this show. Today is the deadline. Whoever gets the biggest celebrity to call in by the end of the show today, you guys are going to vote all weekend. They get a week off paid vacation.
1:29.5	And as we are at the deadline, I'm just assuming Tommy, you had that sound.
1:37.8	We're going to hear that every time.
1:40.2	It's going to be annoying.
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