The Bird Show.

I know most people look forward to Fridays.

Maybe not us on the show, because we always start the Friday morning show off with Plead the Fifth,

which is going to put one of us in the hot seat.

And today it is Kristen.

It's me.

My biscuits are burning.

My biscuits are burning.

And then on top of that, it's the listener edition of plead

the fifth and they're always very kind oh yeah oh yeah they don't think at all at what it's like to work

here after you answer a question at 6 a.m when you're still kind of drunk from sleep um plead the fifth

is where we uh we usually go ahead and submit five different personal questions for somebody in here.

And they're designed to make the person squirm.

We have put this over into your hands now.

For the listeners, so Tommy, Kristen is in the hot seat.

We will call these the squirmie five.

And, Bert, I love getting up every Friday morning at this time because I just love doing this to you guys.

Yeah, there's something annoying about how much pleasure you get from the pain of this studio.

It's payback.

All right, here we go.

Question number one, Kristen, and we're going to start out on a kind of fun angle.

If you were single at the time, would you have pursued Moe after the sweatpants picture?

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