Are we there yet, Dad?

Uh, nearly.

Dad, are we there yet?

Soon.

Are we there yet?

Literally around the corner.

Dad!

I know, I know. Are we there yet?

No.

Are we lost, Dad?

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

Should have gone to Speck Savers.

Book an eye test online.

The Bird Show.

How's every doing?

I could be doing better, but I know what's coming up next.

So my stomach is a little rumbly.

Yeah, you can always tell when Tommy walks in here and he's a good mood, he's about to inflict some pain on somebody.

So you want to make it official, just get it over with here?

Just feel like I want to rip the band-aid off, unless you want to make some more small talk that everybody else want if there's things going on in your life you want to talk about feel free to delay the pain even longer i think i'm all good i think i'm all good too yeah i got nothing to talk about let's go do god okay plead the fifth right all right

if you're new around here plead the fifth are uh five uncomfortable questions that we have

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